OMG I just found out that on top of you being a dorky ass loser- you are a 25 year old virgin!!! hahahahahaha Dude- your hopes of ever getting laid are slim to fucking NONE!!! You are so awkward and retarded around hot chicks- I bet you'd cream your panties the second you saw a real pussy in the flesh! Sad thing is- you've never even felt a chick up or even licked a pussy- hahahaha!! It's so fun to tease your useless dick- and laugh at how the rest of your life is gonna be wanking off to your computer! Let's not forget the jerk off instructions at the end of the clip- where I give that dicklet... Show more