Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey! Your wife Whitney Morgan has found you sprawled out on the couch when she came home from work. Like a good alpha wife, she pushes you off the couch and gets ready to lay down the law. She found a bunch of text messages that you were sending to your buddies about how you get to lay up on your ass all day while Whitney takes care of the house. NOT TRUE! Whitney wears the alpha pants in the house and makes all the rules, and you're just a beta male bitch! To set the record straight, she makes you get on your knees and worship her tired perfectly pedicured feet afte... Show more