I've decided there is only one way to show wifey and I what we respectively mean to you, and that is to cancel Christmas...for everyone but me, of course. I want you to be a full on Grinch and Scrooge for everyone except your Princess, and *especially* towards wifey. I have a couple of novel suggestions re: how you can spend less money on the bitch this year. She can forget about fancy wines, new party dresses, and any kind of real gift this year, because all of your cash, time, and attention is being spent on ME. I'll even encourage you to stroke for me in this pretty pink lingerie today, bui... Show more