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We have an epidemic. You guys keep buying one clip at a time! It is a fucking joke...you trying to limit yourself, when you know you ALWAYS come back for more! I'm a luxury item...BINGE on me! The word 'budget' is not in my vocabulary. I am the exact type of indulgence you should put no limits on. Be the guy who fills up my inbox with huge clip orders, see if you can fucking excite me for once! You could sit there and spend hours stroking to me of an evening, but instead you click and buy, click and buy...what a boner k!ller. You know I'm good and you know exactly how incredible it feels to stroke for me, so stop kidding yourself that you can hold back and have an ounce of self-control when it comes to me. Add. To. Cart!