Apologies are in order, virgins! From me to you, actually! You see, all these years & I've only made ONE Virgin Valentine's Day clip. So, I got to thinking about WHY that is, and I think I can be forgiven. You see, it's because Valentine's Day isn't really related to virgins at all. Some would think it's a ripe day for Virgin Humiliation, and sure, it is...but not for the reasons you're thinking. VDay isn't for guys like you! You can't eat aphrodisiacs in a restaurant and then know what to do afterwards. You're not going to gift lingerie when your dick is untouched. You're not out shopping ...

Apologies are in order, virgins! From me to you, actually! You see, all these years & I've only made ONE Virgin Valentine's Day clip. So, I got to thinking about WHY that is, and I think I can be forgiven. You see, it's because Valentine's Day isn't really related to virgins at all. Some would think it's a ripe day for Virgin Humiliation, and sure, it is...but not for the reasons you're thinking. VDay isn't for guys like you! You can't eat aphrodisiacs in a restaurant and then know what to do afterwards. You're not going to gift lingerie when your dick is untouched. You're not out shopping for sex toys when you've barely (if ever) received a blowjob. No; VDay is for couples, or at least people who have already fucked. And you haven't even crossed that preliminary hurdle yet. So, forgive me for overlooking you all these years - I hope you understand that it's just because you're SUCH a loser, that to me, this day didn't even make it on my radar for you.