The inside of my nostrils is deep and mysterious. I slowly lead you into it, showing you my beautiful long nose from afar and then inviting you to come and dive deep inside. I spread my nostrils with my hands, showing you the deep pink membrane that divides my nostrils. I inflate and deflate my nostrils, inhaling deeply and exhaling loudly. My nostrils are clean and hairless. I don't like those nose hairs and pluck them regularly, keeping my nostrils perfect. When I press my nose up, pushing it against my face, it takes on a piggy-face expression. It's so cute.