The days are short and the nights are long, and all of the good boils and ghouls are sitting in the pumpkin patch waiting for the Great Pumpkin to bring them sweets and candy... But you don't get that you get me, I'm her to grant a wish you didn't even know you had...
You still think you're a straight, cis, man don't you?
Well you just sit tight and listen because I'm going to burrow into your brain, and enchant you with my magic dust, to make your outside match what you've buried inside!