All this tormenting of eyemblacksheep has left myself and Nina Hiss a little warm and sweaty.

Hey, that's something else we can torment him with!

We know he's a feet guy, but let's not treat him with that. No, he can have our arm pits.

He goes backwards and forwards from one of us to the other - nose buried deep, sniffing, kissing and our licking our sweaty pits.

Dirty boy.