It's come to my attention that you haven't been respecting my pronouns.
When my back is turned and you're talking to other people you've been slipping up and calling me "she" or "her".
This is incorrect and I won't stand for it, I will cut you off completely if you keep fucking up, but I have come up with a plan to make sure my real pronouns, they/them stick in your brain forever, with the power of my mesmerising ass!