I have wanted a pair of these shoes for such a long time, they are my dream shoes and finally I have a custom made pair that fit like gloves... I know you're jealous and want a pair of your own and perhaps if you're very, very lucky I might let you lick them!
But right now I'm going to slip them out of their packaging, loosen the padlocks, put them on and see if I can walk in them... Wow that is a rarity to see me locked up isn't it?