Well my little pup, I have a mission for you today!
You know how this time of year there's a jolly, fat man that gives out presents?
Well I ended up on the naughty list, and I still want presents... Surely you've seen enough Christmas movies to know where this is going?
I got you a gift to wear when you bite Santa's big, fat butt to distract him while I steal all of the present, it's a lovely new collar with a twist to keep you obedient!