Well well well here again are you?
Get down on your knees.
I feel like humiliating you today, easer said than done because you're so good at humiliating yourself, but today we're going to do some arts and crafts so grab yourself a paper bag and some safety scissors and lets see if we can make that gross mug of yours slightly more attractive.
Maybe you'll get a few more chances in life this way?

Well well well here again are you?
Get down on your knees.
I feel like humiliating you today, easer said than done because you're so good at humiliating yourself, but today we're going to do some arts and crafts so grab yourself a paper bag and some safety scissors and lets see if we can make that gross mug of yours slightly more attractive.
Maybe you'll get a few more chances in life this way?