Have you come for absolution? You may have the wrong place. Nunnery has 2 meanings....
We offer a very different service. We are nuns with dicks! We can pound you into glory, but can't forgive your sins. In fact, we help you make new sins.
So, it's time to decide: are you here to pray or sin?
(For the next installment: Nuns with Dicks JOI)