So, you've been getting a little pudgy lately, so lazy, you don't even work anymore, just eat whatever you want. All garbage. I don't think you're getting enough protein. So I'm going to put you on a diet, where you get to work out your forearm, and you get all your protein and nutrition. It's a guaranteed way to lose weight and look good again! The secret ingredient to the diet? Your own cum!! Bon Appetit!