What are you doing sweetie? Are you masturbating? Sorry I didn't mean to laugh it's just a little small! Is that all you got? I thought since your dads was so big you'd have more than that. Are you hard? Oh. Now I understand why you never have a girlfriend! I'm just teasing!

Let's measure it! Oh wow.

Here why don't I help you out - let me jerk you off maybe it will grow a bit. Let me take off my shirt so you don't make a mess of it.