Black Friday did not disappoint this year. I've just come home from shopping and I'm exhausted and HUNGRY! But I can't wait to go through my bags and see what I purchased! While looking for my phone, I'm stunned by what I find. It's a little! I carefully cradle you in my hands and tell you how cute you are! Did you hitch a ride from me? From what store? I know all about you littles, but you are such a cute one! What a surprise! I was so not expecting you! Now now, stop shaking. First off, YOU have to be the best part of this black Friday! My jowls are watering just looking at you! I'm so f...

Black Friday did not disappoint this year. I've just come home from shopping and I'm exhausted and HUNGRY! But I can't wait to go through my bags and see what I purchased! While looking for my phone, I'm stunned by what I find. It's a little! I carefully cradle you in my hands and tell you how cute you are! Did you hitch a ride from me? From what store? I know all about you littles, but you are such a cute one! What a surprise! I was so not expecting you! Now now, stop shaking. First off, YOU have to be the best part of this black Friday! My jowls are watering just looking at you! I'm so famished from the day! I don't think you realize whose bags you chose to hop in to! Look at me! I'm a big girl, but I feast on littles like you! I run my giant tongue the entire the length of your entire body. I laugh and ask if you like the way my taste buds tickle your tiny little body. My saliva coats your entire body as I slurp over. I explain my plans for you. First, you're going into my mouth, and I'm going to press your tiny body to the roof of my mouth with my tongue. I can't wait to feel your tiny little legs kicking and your arms reaching out, and your little voice screaming out for mercy...but I don't have any! I chomp my teeth at you, asking if they scares you hahah! Don't worry, I'm not going to chew you up! I like to swallow you little whole! I don't have any food in my belly either, so all of my acidic digestive juices are going to eliminate you. I place you in my mouth and on my tongue, playing around with you. OUCH!!! Did you just try to bite my tongue? I'm not waiting any longer then. You're going straight down my throat, struggle past my adams apple, travel down my chest cavity wall, my sternum, and then you're going to plop into my acidic and deep dark dungeon of doom. Into my mouth you go! I take some strong swallows and thump my adam's apple to help you get past it. I stand up to guide help you slide down as fast as you can. Rubbing my belly, I finally hear you make your splash. This is now my favorite part. I pat my belly and ask you what you're doing in there? My belly immediately starts making gurgling noises. I poke and prod at my belly, convincing you that you're safe in my belly, and assure you there's only one other place you can possibly go. But, not until I continue to enjoy you in my belly. I drink some liquid to help the digestion process. The burping that follows proves the process is going quite well. Belch after belch, I enjoy every moment. And you...you enjoy your swim before my acidic juices start to burn your skin off. I slosh you around in my liquid insides, continuously rubbing my round belly. You alone have made my belly quite bloated. It's gurgling and sloshing and making all sorts of interesting noises! I need to digest you! I'm going to lay back, nap and let you digest in my belly. By the time I wake up, it should be perfect timing to take you to your final destination. I will excrete every last bit of you that's left right into my toilet!