Many parts of my strong powerful body can demolish and destroy things. That obviously would include your face! I have saved several empty milk jugs I have gulped down. Because, we all know MILK...it does a body good! I figured using these would suffice, for now, and mimic your face as I drop my big ass on them. Squashing and crushing them until completely flat! You can even hear the air slowly release out of each gallon jug, just like the air in your lungs would sound like when I sit on your face! After crushing each gallon, I use my powerful lungs to blow up and reshape the jug back to its no...

Many parts of my strong powerful body can demolish and destroy things. That obviously would include your face! I have saved several empty milk jugs I have gulped down. Because, we all know MILK...it does a body good! I figured using these would suffice, for now, and mimic your face as I drop my big ass on them. Squashing and crushing them until completely flat! You can even hear the air slowly release out of each gallon jug, just like the air in your lungs would sound like when I sit on your face! After crushing each gallon, I use my powerful lungs to blow up and reshape the jug back to its normal size. Wouldn't it be fun to see if I could do that to you? Sit on your face, crush you flat, and then blow you right back up again! I bounce up and down and wiggle my bum around on each one. I even getting one stuck between my ass crack! One gives way so fast that my ass just drops to my surprise!