I've just returned from a great workout, only to discover a tiny intruder in my home! What are you doing in my house? You look like one of those stupid sci-fi guys. You're on MY planet now! You see the size of my hands? I pick you up and you disappear in giant palms. How cute you are! And, you even brought your weapons with you! Those won't help you. I rip your out of your hand and swallow it. I rip you out of your little chair and break it in half. Stop squirming, trying to get away. I can't stand you sci-fi creatures who think you're so out of this world! I squeeze your tiny little body ...

I've just returned from a great workout, only to discover a tiny intruder in my home! What are you doing in my house? You look like one of those stupid sci-fi guys. You're on MY planet now! You see the size of my hands? I pick you up and you disappear in giant palms. How cute you are! And, you even brought your weapons with you! Those won't help you. I rip your out of your hand and swallow it. I rip you out of your little chair and break it in half. Stop squirming, trying to get away. I can't stand you sci-fi creatures who think you're so out of this world! I squeeze your tiny little body like a vise grip, crushing you and making you feel the grip of my strong hands around your pathetic little body. I dangle you before accidentally dropping you. Now that you're down on the floor, you're in the perfect spot to be trampled by my giant sweaty feet. I crush your little body and trample your face with my toes! OUCH! Did you just bite me? Big mistake! Time to dismantle your body, one limb at a time! Ripping your arms out of their sockets, then bite your head right off. You didn't know you could do the splits did you? HA! I your legs to be twisted and bent up in my giant hands. I slowly dissect your body parts. Once your stupid sci-fi body is in pieces, I make certain you will NO longer exist on my planet! I take you outside, place you in a ziplock bag, set you on my fire pit, add some accelerate, then light you on fire! I evilly laugh during the whole process. You clearly picked the wrong house to intrude on!