While sitting and having a conversation about your feelings for me, I can't say they are mutual. I mean, we've been friends for such a long time, and I would hate to ruin that. You say you love me, and perhaps I have thought about "us" at some point, but I just don't have the same feelings. There is ONE thing you have that might convince me that you truly do love me. Yep! Your chicken! Your beloved chicken; the one that is your livelihood. I know you love him, and he is how you make a living, but he's so cute and looks so juicy! He's so plump and looks good enough........to eat! Maybe, we ... Show more