These new boots you got me...there nice and all, and I do like them. But there is just one problem. I struggle to take off one boot and there is an immediate stench in the air. I cringe and smell the inside of my boot. STIIIINKY!!! You know I have this problem of stinky sweaty fungus feet. Couldn't you have gotten me some shoes that breathed a little better? My feet itch and smell like cheesy cabbage. My feet were baking all day in these boots. I could feel the sweat sloshing around in them all day. Look how dirty and sweaty my socks are! Ugh, they itch so bad. I put socks on thinking that...

These new boots you got me...there nice and all, and I do like them. But there is just one problem. I struggle to take off one boot and there is an immediate stench in the air. I cringe and smell the inside of my boot. STIIIINKY!!! You know I have this problem of stinky sweaty fungus feet. Couldn't you have gotten me some shoes that breathed a little better? My feet itch and smell like cheesy cabbage. My feet were baking all day in these boots. I could feel the sweat sloshing around in them all day. Look how dirty and sweaty my socks are! Ugh, they itch so bad. I put socks on thinking that would help my problem, but that failed. The rancid smell, my athletes foot, this whole situation...it's all your fault! So you need to come in close and take in a big whiff of what you've created. You're going to have to deal with my smelly feet. And this time, I know I have some extra fungus growth going on. Like a colony of bacteria in between my toes. Stick your nose in my sweaty stinky socks while I rub them on your face. I really think you like my stinky toe cheese. You love it when I have a case of athletes foot. You like watching me itch my toes and use my socks to floss in between each toe. I expose my bare soles and my raw, red toes that are peeling. I hold up my filthy socks reminding you this situation is all your fault! I suffered at work, trying to use a pencil down my boots just to scratch them. I'm so irritated with you! But...will you get me some different shoes? Ones that breath better? Because I really appreciate the thought. And along with them, some athletes foot medicine, both spray and powder? I'd really like that. In the mean time, you can keep these sweaty, stinky, fungus filled socks. They're all yours!