I've come home to what will be the last of me seeing your stupid little toys. You have a real woman in front of you every day, but you'd rather play with your pathetic toys. I'm OVER it! Actions speak louder than words, so, I decide to leave you a video message. In this message, I show your new toy. I even let you listen to it. But, this will be the last you'll see of it. I take it in my hands and start destroying it. Twisting it, listening to it creak and crack, before breaking the handle right off of it. Next, I put your precious toy on the ground to submit under my dirty flip flop, stom...

I've come home to what will be the last of me seeing your stupid little toys. You have a real woman in front of you every day, but you'd rather play with your pathetic toys. I'm OVER it! Actions speak louder than words, so, I decide to leave you a video message. In this message, I show your new toy. I even let you listen to it. But, this will be the last you'll see of it. I take it in my hands and start destroying it. Twisting it, listening to it creak and crack, before breaking the handle right off of it. Next, I put your precious toy on the ground to submit under my dirty flip flop, stomping on it, hearing it crack even more. Now, while you play with toys, I play with REAL toys! Power tools! I take my high powered drill and do surgery on all the pieces, drilling holes into it. Oh, but I have more plans for your already demolished toy. I grab my sledge hammer and pound on it. I know you must be crying at this point. But, I'm still not done. You see, out of sight, out of mind, right? I gather the pieces and put them back into its box, take it outside, and light it all on fire! This sight is oh so romantic to me! Watch your toy burn, baby...and, with that, we are done!