I'm already dreading the day ahead. I know it's going to be a long one, and my feet already itch SO bad. I slip on my black socks and the only sneakers I could find. They are filthy and smell rancid inside. They're the ones that always give me athletes foot. I douse the insides of my sneakers with medicated foot powder, but, only with wishful thinking. I squeeze my feet inside my sneakers and head off for the day ahead. When I get home, you are there to greet me. I tell you about the longest and most miserable day I had. My feet...problematic again. They have been itching all. day. long. I...

I'm already dreading the day ahead. I know it's going to be a long one, and my feet already itch SO bad. I slip on my black socks and the only sneakers I could find. They are filthy and smell rancid inside. They're the ones that always give me athletes foot. I douse the insides of my sneakers with medicated foot powder, but, only with wishful thinking. I squeeze my feet inside my sneakers and head off for the day ahead. When I get home, you are there to greet me. I tell you about the longest and most miserable day I had. My feet...problematic again. They have been itching all. day. long. I beg you to please rub my feet. I realize they are soaking wet and smell like ammonia, but kick off my sneakers for you. I explain how I put a lot of foot powder in my shoes, but I sometimes think it just makes things worse. All it does is just clump up, you see it inside? I was using anything at work to get down in my sneakers to scratch my toes. In between my toes is so raw and peeling. I know people at work see my struggle and surely they can smell how bad the fungus is. I take off my socks and give my feet some air. My socks are so drenched and have clumps of foot powder stuck to them. I inspect between my toes, then invite you in to smell them. I know how much you love my fungus feet. I can always count on you to sniff my fermented feet and appreciate their rawness. I'm convinced that I will never rid of this athletes foot. Wearing the same socks for a whole week doesn't help, either. My nasty, sweaty, stinky socks...they're a gift for you! But, I'm warning you! This is one bad case of athletes foot. My foot fungus and toe cheese is drenched all over them. They reek so bad, and I don't want the anymore! I need to go soak my feet. Maybe some apple cider vinegar will help beat this infection. In the meantime, these black, sweaty, fungus filled socks are alllll yours to inhale!