It's wicked hot outside and I can't thank you enough for picking me up from walking. My feet are hurting me! I've walked 20 miles already, and had you not picked me up, I would have had to have walked another 50 miles! But...I don't have anything with me. I don't have compensation, like money, or anything. What? You want me to take my shoes off so you can give me a foot rub? Ha...no no. Trust me, they are so sweaty and smelly they will stink up your entire car. I kind of have this...problem. My feet really do hurt though, soooo, maybe I will take that foot rub. But I've warned you! My "pro...

It's wicked hot outside and I can't thank you enough for picking me up from walking. My feet are hurting me! I've walked 20 miles already, and had you not picked me up, I would have had to have walked another 50 miles! But...I don't have anything with me. I don't have compensation, like money, or anything. What? You want me to take my shoes off so you can give me a foot rub? Ha...no no. Trust me, they are so sweaty and smelly they will stink up your entire car. I kind of have this...problem. My feet really do hurt though, soooo, maybe I will take that foot rub. But I've warned you! My "problem" gets even worse when it's so hot and humid out. They smell so bad! Like fermented cabbage! OMG!!! Roll the windows down! What? You like that smell? I've worn these socks for 7 days straight! I can barely pull my sneakers off my feet. But now I can itch between my toes! And YOU...you can put your sniffer right in the soles of my sneakers. You seem to be enjoying this? Look how much my body alone is sweating! You want to smell my socks? My raw peeling and itchy feet have been encased in them for days! They itch so bad. That "problem" I was telling you about...it's a severe case of athletes foot. That's why they itch and smell so bad. You don't mind? Gross! My fungus foot and cheese toes have ruined the insides of my sneakers. Just smell inside! Go ahead! Thanks for the foot rub, though! You have some guts! You want my socks? Ummm, well, since I don't have any money to give to you for gas, consider my socks a thank you from me! Here, please, take these nasty socks. I'm taking my sneakers though!