I saw you staring at my feet at the gym today. Which, I thought was kind of weird, since I had sneakers on. You like my sneakers or something? Or, maybe you like my feet? I take off my sneakers to reveal my dirty, funky socks. I've been wearing the same socks ALL week! Being on vacation, I forgot to pack extra socks, and I didn't want to buy any! I figured I'd just recycle the same ones. I think I've got athletes foot again. My fucking toes itch so bad! It's definitely athletes foot. I scratch in between my toes with my dirty socks on. The feel like they're on fire! So raw in between my to...

I saw you staring at my feet at the gym today. Which, I thought was kind of weird, since I had sneakers on. You like my sneakers or something? Or, maybe you like my feet? I take off my sneakers to reveal my dirty, funky socks. I've been wearing the same socks ALL week! Being on vacation, I forgot to pack extra socks, and I didn't want to buy any! I figured I'd just recycle the same ones. I think I've got athletes foot again. My fucking toes itch so bad! It's definitely athletes foot. I scratch in between my toes with my dirty socks on. The feel like they're on fire! So raw in between my toes. What? You LIKE my feet? Don't get too close! You know that it easily spreads! I told you I've worn these socks all week, so they're filled with my fungus and toe cheese. Don't say I didn't warn you! Sooo...come here, come in closer and take a nice deep whiff of my fermented socks! They stink, right? You like the smell? Here's and idea! How about I let you buy these funky socks, so that way I can go buy new ones! I peel off my sweaty filthy socks and floss them between my raw toes, making sure I have all the fungus wiped off on them. I want them to be extra funky for you before stuffing them in your face!