While sitting in my room checking my emails on my tablet, I could swear I hear little noises. Once, then twice, and then...I spot you! One of YOU! Let me guess, you've come looking for your friends? Well, I have what I would consider good news for you! They WERE here, but let me explain why they haven't come back out. See, you come and intrude in on my home, meanwhile, there is nothing I like more than you to come in so that I can consume you. Yep! That's right! I had devoured each one of your friends, just like the prey they are! Like the good friend you are, you came looking for them. Bu...

While sitting in my room checking my emails on my tablet, I could swear I hear little noises. Once, then twice, and then...I spot you! One of YOU! Let me guess, you've come looking for your friends? Well, I have what I would consider good news for you! They WERE here, but let me explain why they haven't come back out. See, you come and intrude in on my home, meanwhile, there is nothing I like more than you to come in so that I can consume you. Yep! That's right! I had devoured each one of your friends, just like the prey they are! Like the good friend you are, you came looking for them. But they provide me with strength, power, and...I don't think you realize how big I am. I slowly stand up, revealing what a giantess I am. That's from consuming all of your little friends! I reach out my giant hands to lift you up and inspect you. You're trembling in my hands, but don't be scared, I promise I won't actually hurt you. I'm just going to devour you! And I prefer to do it whole. I don't want to damage all of your limbs by chewing you up. Mmmm, I'm salivating just thinking about it! I want to put you on my soft but prickly tongue and press you up on the roof of my mouth. You can climb around on my giant molars like their mountains. Fun, right? I place you on my tongue and you immediately start squirming and kicking. Your little voice is so cute, screaming and begging me to not swallow you. You're tickling my uvula! Here it comes...the epic swallow! I love feeling you trickle down and struggle past my adams apple. I give it a few thumps to help you past the tight squeeze. You travel down and cross my sternum. I help you out with some swallowing, because I can't wait for you to reach my gastric juices. You hit my stomach and right away, my belly starts growling and rumbling. You filled me up quick! I can hear you yelling from inside my belly. My acidic juices must be starting to burn away at your clothes. You're sloshing around in my dark belly filled with undigested food. I poke, prod and thump my belly, teasing and taunting you! My belly is really making some crazy noises! Your next destination is when you reach my small intestines, slithering through until you get to my large intestines. Eventually there will be nothing left of you besides a big pile of dump that I excrete into the toilet. I think I'll take a little nap while that process takes its course. Although, I just can't seem to get comfortable. I get up, convinced you're good and right where you belong!