Seriously??? You weren't expecting me to come home early, and I found your stupid nerdy fucking toy before you could hide it. I've told you time after time I am DONE with you and your geeky toys. What kind of man plays with these sorts of toys? A real man plays with REAL trucks and uses tools. This toys box hasn't even been opened yet! Perfect time for another one of my video messages to you!

I stand there looking innocently and calm, and tell you I just wanted to leave you a video message. You know, since we don't see each other that often. My tone quickly changes, and I tell yo... Show more