As your teacher, it's my duty to make sure my students are doing well in class. I have kept you two after class, and I'm sure you both know why? Both of you did very poorly on the last exam, and, we need to talk about that. I'm here to help you, and I want to! If you don't do well, it reflects poorly on me. I don't want that, for any of us. Are you even paying attention to me right now? Are you even listening to me? Ahhhhh! I have it figured out now! You both are fixated on my belly! Now it all makes sense! I understand now why you do so poorly on your exams! Because you're too focused on ... Show more