I walk in to find another one of your stupid little toys. Frankly, I'm tired of looking at them. Look how small they look compared to my big, powerful body. My strong legs and big calves possess so much power. I place the fragile little car under my wooden clogs and hear it snap and crackle, giving way to my crushing abilities. I'm eager to flatten it out like a pancake before stomping on it. I pound it with my clogs and dig my heavy heels into it. At the complete mercy of my big feet. Stomping and crushing it making pieces of it fly across the room. I even jump on it and crush it like I'm...

I walk in to find another one of your stupid little toys. Frankly, I'm tired of looking at them. Look how small they look compared to my big, powerful body. My strong legs and big calves possess so much power. I place the fragile little car under my wooden clogs and hear it snap and crackle, giving way to my crushing abilities. I'm eager to flatten it out like a pancake before stomping on it. I pound it with my clogs and dig my heavy heels into it. At the complete mercy of my big feet. Stomping and crushing it making pieces of it fly across the room. I even jump on it and crush it like I'm putting out a cigarette. When I feel it's completely unworthy, I grab my broom and sweep up all of its guts into my dust pan. Because, the best place for it, is right in the trash!