As I do every year, I need to gather your inflatable pool toys. Pool mat, beach balls (the only balls your possess), and most importantly, your arm floaties. Without those, you can't even get IN the pool. And I'm not going to be responsible for you not . Not on my watch! A grown ass man like yourself loves the thought of a powerful woman, ME, prepping you for summer time! I get your arm floaties quickly blown up to slip on your arms. But, are you fucking kidding me?! They are too big and slip right off! Luckily we can use them as inner tubes and slip them right over your sad pathetic weak litt... Show more