Just home from work and can't wait to take off my sneakers! I could smell my funky feet all day! I greet you, knowing you could smell my foul feet from way over there. I tell you how they bothered me all day at work. The itching, the rawness, the dampness of my socks. I know my coworkers could smell them, too. In the break room, no one would stay more than 30 seconds if I was in there. It's not funny! Don't laugh! Here, if you thinks it's so funny, come in close and put your nose right on my sweaty damp socks. I'll even spread my toes for you to really smell that stench, that foul fungus f...

Just home from work and can't wait to take off my sneakers! I could smell my funky feet all day! I greet you, knowing you could smell my foul feet from way over there. I tell you how they bothered me all day at work. The itching, the rawness, the dampness of my socks. I know my coworkers could smell them, too. In the break room, no one would stay more than 30 seconds if I was in there. It's not funny! Don't laugh! Here, if you thinks it's so funny, come in close and put your nose right on my sweaty damp socks. I'll even spread my toes for you to really smell that stench, that foul fungus foot smell. I can't stop scratching in between my toes, even though they're so raw and peeling. Let me rub my socked soles all over your face. I want you to breath in my stench. I can't take this athletes foot that never seems to go away. I take off my socks so the air can hit them. But man do they itch! You better hope this new spray you got me works! Nothing has ever worked! In the mean time, you can slather yourself with my sweaty fungus filled socks. Consider them a gift!