Home from a workout and feeling accomplished. While stretching I think I spot a bug. I don't know why, when I just sprayed for those pesky little things. I raise my giant leg up and plan to squash it with my bare foot. But, at closer look, I realize...this is no bug! It's one of you little intruders! I swear I had sealed up my home good enough to keep you out! Just how long have you been in here watching me? Your tiny little friends haven't told you this is NOT the house to come to? Then again, how would they? They never escape! They all have the same fate, and you are no exception. You lo...

Home from a workout and feeling accomplished. While stretching I think I spot a bug. I don't know why, when I just sprayed for those pesky little things. I raise my giant leg up and plan to squash it with my bare foot. But, at closer look, I realize...this is no bug! It's one of you little intruders! I swear I had sealed up my home good enough to keep you out! Just how long have you been in here watching me? Your tiny little friends haven't told you this is NOT the house to come to? Then again, how would they? They never escape! They all have the same fate, and you are no exception. You look so scared as I stand over you like the giantess I am. The size of my foot almost squashing you paralyzed you, so you could even try to run away! You're not going anywhere...YET! See, let me explain something to you. I'm very experienced when it comes to your circle of little people. You think I'm going to let you come into my home and then let you go? I know it's warm in here, but I have somewhere that's even warmer for you. I reach out with my giant hand and pick you up. I have plans for you! Look inside my mouth. I'll get it nice and wet for you! My strong tongue is where your fate begins. You can feel all my prickly taste buds. I tease you by chomping my teeth at you. I'll feel your tiny feet and hands struggling inside my mouth and hear you begging me not to swallow you. I make several loud swallowing noises for you to get used to. But it only scares you more. I make sure that once you're on my tongue I don't chomp you up. I want to swallow you whole. I love to feel you slide down my throat and struggle past my adams apple. Once down my esophagus, you continue to fall and end up in my acidic, sloshy belly. My dungeon of doom! Trust me, it's warm in there. That's where all your friends have ended up! I bring you closer and closer to my giant mouth and you quickly see complete darkness. I swallow you whole. I can feel you sliding down into my belly. I talk to you while you're still alive inside. I can hear you begging to get out. I want you to have some fun while in there, so I roll my belly and give you a ride inside. The more I roll you around in my sloshy, swampy juices, the quicker you'll disintegrate. My acidic juices are fizzing around your tiny little body and burning your skin off. Soon your bones will start to dissipate. I suspect more of your little friends will find the same crack you found to intrude into my house, having the same fate you are. I let out a belch, confirming you are starting to digest nicely. Wow, I think you have been my favorite so far! Eventually, I'll excrete you and flush you into the septic system, ridding you for good!