My miserable athlete's foot is starting to interfere with my workouts. I had to come home early because I could not take the burning and itching anymore. I don't get it. It'll go understand, I'll get it cleared up and then it comes right back, and with a vengeance, too. I'm trying to figure out how I keep getting it. Either its those stupid bitches walking around the gym locker room with their nasty fungus feet, OR, maybe you're somehow giving it to me over and over again. I know how much you love watching me itch my nasty dirty fungus feet. You love sniffing inside my damp sneakers, don't...

My miserable athlete's foot is starting to interfere with my workouts. I had to come home early because I could not take the burning and itching anymore. I don't get it. It'll go understand, I'll get it cleared up and then it comes right back, and with a vengeance, too. I'm trying to figure out how I keep getting it. Either its those stupid bitches walking around the gym locker room with their nasty fungus feet, OR, maybe you're somehow giving it to me over and over again. I know how much you love watching me itch my nasty dirty fungus feet. You love sniffing inside my damp sneakers, don't you?! I could smell my feet at the gym, so I knew once I got home and took my sneakers off, the smell would fill the house. My filthy sweaty socks are hard to peel off my feet. But the air hitting my burning toes feels so good. My toes are raw and peeling, but that doesn't stop me from using my nasty socks to floss in between my toes. Athletes foot sucks! But for some reason, you love to watch my misery. I make sure I transfer my toe cheese onto my socks and give you the greatest gift this holiday season. My dirty, smelly, fungus fill socks stuffed in your face! INHALLLLLLLE!!!