Happy birthday loser! I know, it's a miracle I remembered, even more so a shock that I've even got a little treat for you. I'm just so thrilled that you've adapted to your role as cuckold so easily, embracing it in ways I did not expect. So I've made you a tiny, little cake! There's some icing on it AND some sprinkles but... it looks like it's missing something...

Happy birthday loser! I know, it's a miracle I remembered, even more so a shock that I've even got a little treat for you. I'm just so thrilled that you've adapted to your role as cuckold so easily, embracing it in ways I did not expect. So I've made you a tiny, little cake! There's some icing on it AND some sprinkles but... it looks like it's missing something...