Gooners like you don't want lockdown to end. You've loved it. You don't have to go to work, you don't have to go out with friends, no one expects you to date, you don't have to see your family. Stay at home! Stay safe! Perfect for you. You get to stay home, no need to leave the house at all, you're free to stroke and goon your brains out any time you want. If lockdown ends you'll be expected to go out and you desperately don't want to do that. Everything you need is right here, on your screen.

Gooners like you don't want lockdown to end. You've loved it. You don't have to go to work, you don't have to go out with friends, no one expects you to date, you don't have to see your family. Stay at home! Stay safe! Perfect for you. You get to stay home, no need to leave the house at all, you're free to stroke and goon your brains out any time you want. If lockdown ends you'll be expected to go out and you desperately don't want to do that. Everything you need is right here, on your screen.

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