I bet you've already made plans for Valentine's Day. A table booked? I certainly hope so! She has likely already picked out what to wear, planned to shave her legs etc and get ready for one of only 2 nights a year when you'll have sex. Well... About that... Yeah I'm not into it. I don't want you fucking anyone, ever. But if you must...Lets make sure you are as disappointing and underwheming as ever!

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