I'm glad I've caught you. I wanted a word. Your wife and I were chatting about Christmas. I hope you haven't bought her another heart shaped necklace. She doesn't want that, FYI. I know what she really wants but is too afraid to ask for. You want to give her what she wants, right? Promise not to overreact. But she told Me about your *little* problem. It can't be fixed, I know. But why should she endure your little dickie? Give her what she wants this year. She wants to fuck other men, better men, BIGGER men. Don't stand in her way.

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