I've just been outside in the snow. It's no fun out there at all! Now the soles of My Uggs are covered in yukky snow. I know it's just frozen water, but there's some dirt in there, some grit too. I'd much prefer making you bow down in front of Me, grabbing your face, pulling you closer to Me then you to lick the snow and dirt from My Uggs. If you do good, I might let you sniff My Uggs. I know you like that, pervert.