Hey honey, happy 5th anniversary! Being married to you has been such a drag. I mean, you haven't even figured out how to make me cum after 5 years! Every time I told you I was late at a work meeting, with friends, meeting my friends for dinner, well, I was actually fucking your best friend. That's right, for 2 years now, I've been screwing your best friend. He knows exactly how to make me cum. The even bigger news, we're expecting. You are going to take care of, feed and fund this offspring like it's yours. You're going to pretend this is yours, or else I'm going to tell your entire househo... Show more