You're still here and ready to worship my fat and hairy belly! And today you get to see me touch my lovely bloated tum with my long,pink, glittery nails. If you promise to be a good boy, I'll let you touch it too. I'll let you love it and kiss it and just stare at it forever. That's right, you're unable to look away. So just embrace this experience. After all, my belly is the centre of your life.