You came to me seeking to gain the thing that you desired most, your deepest darkest desire. But I know you better than you know yourself. I've made this special potion just for you and the effect? Well, it isn't what you expect but it's exactly what you desire most deep down. And the things I'm going to do to you after the potion takes effect? That's just a bonus for both of us, isn't it?

Drink up.