Decided to make and drink a ton of margaritas to celebrate my birthday, so by the time I ordered burgers and fries for dinner, I was already sloshed enough to be slurring my words. I blew a .18 before even starting this video and its very clear how sloppy I am. Between the booze and being stuffed full of burgers and fries, I'm struggling to move (or even sit up straight) throughout this whole video. There is no way better way to spend my birthday than getting sloshed and stuffing my face with one of my favorite foods.

Belly measurements are taken throughout the video, so you can se... Show more