My boots are so dirty! I have had them a year and a half and they have still not been cleaned properly. I want you to clean them. Get in there and lick them clean. Shine them with your spit. I have some nice socks on underneath too. They're all wet and sweaty from running around all day. I want you to lap it up with your tongue, and as a reward, I will let you clean my feet too. I will allow you to peal off these socks and give these feet a proper tongue bath. Get in there, worship, and clean them slave!