I just got back from my trip and I know you were up to things you weren't supposed to be, boyfriend, so I picked up a few things. I mean, since I have to treat you like you're a quarter of your age, might as well embrace it.

What did I pick up, you ask? Well, since I know you didn't keep that tiny beta dick diapered while I was gone, I got you some new scented big boy diapers, a onesie in your size, and a locking diaper cover! That's right, I found a tiny shop that was made for diaper losers like you. You don't deserve to go around with big boy underwear on, being able to reach in ... Show more