I had too much coffee this afternoon. I race inside to release my bowels. I realize I am out of toilet paper, so I grab paper towels instead. It is a big, hard potty so I have to use my hands to spread my ass cheeks apart. On the way out, the size of the causes my butthole to tear. I use a little paper towel to wipe and see if anything was leeding. I accidentally got potty on my finger! I smell it, and am sick at first. Then I keep smelling it and actually like it. I wipe with my fingers a couple more times to make sure I am really stinky!