I’m so glad that you showed up to help put our project together. I was sort of worried that you wouldn’t come. It, uh, kind of seems that the only thing you’re interested in is video games... What do you mean you didn’t actually do any of it? It’s due on Monday! I should have known. Calling me an infantilized weirdo won’t finish our project—and you know what? I’m happy that my Step-Mom takes the time to discipline me. Do you know what she would do to me if I flaked on a huge project? She’d spank me, diaper me, and put a humiliating pacifier in my mouth, so that’s exactly what I’m going to d... Show more