I always knew that my step-daughter was too good for you and now she will know it, too. Or at least she will after the first time you ask her for a diaper change! That's right, little man: you are going to be having too many accidents for big boy pants. The mental regression I've put your subconscious mind through these last few weeks will make you pretty dependent on us for everything. Soon you'll be begging Step-Mommie-in-law to change your diapers and let you nurse.