I am just about to leave for my yoga class, but I'm so gassy, I just know they are going to kick me out for stinking up the entire studio. Since you're such a good and kind boyfriend, could you help me out and sniff all my farts up before I leave? God I just love you so much for doing this for me.

Okay, now stay on your knees and just press your nose right up against my leggings. Each time I fart just suck it all up, inhale it. This is the only way we can get all of that stench out of my body! It helps me release them so much knowing you're there to catch them for me. I want you to... Show more