You're at your interview to be my homework bitch. Aren't you excited? I pull out the resume you sent me and give you some feedback on it. To be honest, I'm not impressed at all. There are typos all over the place even though it says you had A+ marks in literature. You referenced 3 girls to whom you served as a homework bitch when you were in high school. Unluckily for you, I contacted them and they told me that you were a useless and stupid homework bitch. And it shows. I can tell you lied about your grades and you've never made any girl happy.

I do have a job for you though. You'r... Show more