I come home from a long yoga session. I feel totally drenched in sweat especially between my ass crack and boobs. l also had to hold up a ton of farts within the yoga session as l couldn't release them as their where people next to me. l decided to leave the yoga class earlier out of embarrassment. l finally arrive home, and l rip a long bubbly fart that l've been holding in since the start of the yoga class. Anxiously l start saying "no no no, my yoga pants I just bought these" whilst farting and ripping it even more. l let out a couple more farts whilst anxiously saying "I hope I can stil... Show more