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Come in holding butt and get on toilet urgently. Let out toilet farts the whole time. After nasty wet toot or boo boo say "i got the squirts". Throughout clip sometimes cross leg over and itch on bottom of foot so camera can see bottom of sock while you toot and fart away on toilet. Uncross and re-cross. Middle of clip wipe butt. Stand and clench belly. "My belly is rumbling". Sit back down and unleash more farts. Keep farting away. End pull off sock on that itchy foot and inspect between toes.